fear-and-loathing-in-japan:

Is Nintendo’s Iwata even real?

matsuoka-lin:

Right! Here’s attempt #2, because Mediafire was being a pain… Next time I should go with FD right away. Credit to QT-chan-san for finding it!  >__>

FREE! ES DRAMA CD #1 (FIREDRIVE) <- COMPLETE FILE INCLUDING BOOKLET!

joannaestep:

Kisses on the calm ocean…

joannaestep:

Kisses on the calm ocean…

七瀬 遙(CV.島﨑信長), 橘 真琴(CV.鈴木達央), 松岡 凛(CV.宮野真守), 葉月 渚(CV.代永 翼), 竜ヶ崎 怜(CV.平川大輔), - 7.Freeな寝起きどっきり。 part 3
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Track 7: Free Wake Up Ambush, part 3

Nagisa: Third time’s the charm!
Rei: This shouldn’t be considered a wake up prank anymore!
Nagisa: Haru-chan, wake up!
Nagisa, Rei & Makoto: Oh… Eh!?!?
Nagisa: H-Haru-chan became a mackerel!
Rei: Haruka-senpai has evolved into a fish! No, he devolved! 
Makoto: Haru, what happened!?
Rei: This is terrible!
Nagisa: We have to let Rin know right away…!

(note: translations are done from japanese -> chinese -> english, so there may be small differences)

七瀬 遙(CV.島﨑信長), 橘 真琴(CV.鈴木達央), 松岡 凛(CV.宮野真守), 葉月 渚(CV.代永 翼), 竜ヶ崎 怜(CV.平川大輔), - 5.Freeな寝起きどっきり。 part 2
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Track 5: Free Wake Up Ambush, part 2

Nagisa: This time around, we definitely have to give Haruka a shock! 
Rei: Nagisa-kun… Are we doing it again?
Nagisa: Of course, Rei-chan!
Makoto: So, Nagisa, how are we going to wake him next?
Nagisa: Of course by ambush! 
Rei & Makoto: Eh!?
Nagisa: Haru-chan, wake up!
Makoto: Ah! This is…! 
Rei: Haruka-senpai is sleeping while hugging a mackerel body pillow!
Makoto: It’s the one I gave him a long time ago for his birthday present!
Nagisa: Haru-chan is so cute~ Maybe he’s dreaming of happily swimming with mackerel~
Rei & Makoto: Right~?
Rei: Wait! What happened to the wake up prank!?

(note: translations are done from japanese -> chinese -> english, so there may be small differences)

Samezuka Team - The Story of the Samezuka Bug Catching Event
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aitaikimochi:

The Story of the Samezuka Bug Catching Event

Notes: this is probably my favorite track (and the sourin is so strong
lol)

~~~

*door opens*
Sousuke: Oh? welcome back, Rin.
Rin: Hey sousuke. Oh, what’cha up to? Summer vacation homework?
Sousuke: Yeah…Hey rin, can you help me with English?
Rin: Nuh-uh~ It doesn’t make sense for me to do it for you.
Sousuke: C’mon, besides… you taught me last time!
Rin: Ugh…okay fine. Just a little bit.
Sousuke: *laughs* You’re really helping me out!
Rin: Yeah yeah…
Sousuke: In other news, wasn’t it hot today? My throat is burning like mad.
Rin: That’s right, me too.
Sousuke: well then…how about the loser has to buy the winner juice?
Rin: You’re ON!
Both: JAN KEN…
Rin: AW YEAH I WIN!
Sousuke: Damn…
Rin: So about that juice…any kind is fine.
Sousuke: Okay…I’ll go to the vending machine to get it.

~~~

Momo: I’m back! Pyunsuke~~~ Were you lonely when I wasn’t here, Pyunsuke? 
Nitori: Momo-kun, I don’t think stag beetles get lonely…
Momo: Noooo Pyunsuke…
Nitori: Momo-kun, don’t just be worrying about stag beetles. Don’t you have other things to do? 
Momo: Pyunsuke~~ you were crawling around today huh…that’s so cool!
Nitori: he’s totally ignoring me…I guess I’ll do my homework. hmm…well then, now where is my English homework? Should be around here somewhere… AH!! Momo-kun watch out!
Momo: Ahhhhh!!!!!
Nitori: Momo-kun are you okay!
Momo: I’m fine! Pyunsuke should also be okay…WAIT WHERE IS PYUNSUKE?
Nitori: Oh man he’s flying somewhere!
Momo: Pyunsukeeee where are you join!?!?

~~~

Rin: It’s so damn noisy, who the hell is running? Oh shit, I totally forgot to tell Momo and Ai’s training menu for tomorrow… I wonder if they’re in their room… *knock knock* Ai, Momo? Are they not here? All right I’m coming in…what the…IT IS SO MESSY IN HERE. IN FACT, IT IS WAY TOO MESSY. I told them so many times to clean up! Where the hell did they go?

~~~

Sousuke: Hmm…I guess I’ll get cola for myself, but I wonder what Rin wants…He did say he didn’t care, but that just makes it harder for me to decide!
Ai: *gasping* Momo-kun wait up! You’re too fast!
Momo: What are you talking about, Nitori-senpai? If we don’t hurry Pyunsuke will fly out of the dorm!
Ai: I know!! Oh? Yamazaki-senpai! You did well today!
Momo: Good job today! I recommend the top right drink!
Sousuke: Ah? Yeah…
Momo: Pyunsuke~~ where are you going?
Ai: Momo-kun wait uppppp!!!
Sousuke: What the heck are those two doing?
*running*
Rin: Hey Sousukeee! Did you see Ai and Momo come by here?
Sousuke: Ah yeah, the two of them ran over there!
Rin: Thank you!
Sousuke: Wait Rin! What about your juice? Which one do you want?
Rin: I don’t really care! Just get me the top right one!
Sousuke: The top right one? Hm….? Okay then…

~~~

Ai & Momo: *gasps*
Ai: Pyunsuke~ where are you? Momo-kun look! That stag beetle on that tree might be Pyunsuke!
Momo: That brilliant form…it DEFINITELY is Pyunsuke!
Nitori & Momo: Ahhhh!!
Rin: I FOUND YOU GUYS!
Ai: Rin-senpai…
Rin: Oi…..Ai!
Ai: YES!
Momo: Nitori-senpai!
Ai: Momo-kun, leave this here to me. You need to go! I’m begging you!
Momo: Nitori-senpai!!!!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU SENPAI!
Rin: Ai! What the hell is wrong with your room?
Ai: I’m sorry, I got caught up with practice and was definitely going to clean up but I uh…
Rin: WHY YOU!!!!!!
Ai: AHHH!!!
Rin: Just by looking at your room I can tell what’s really in your heart. Clean up that shit before practice tomorrow otherwise I AM THROWING EVERYTHING AWAY.
Ai: OKAY! I’M SORRY! *runs away*
Momo: Pyunsuke!! Ah there he is!
Rin: HEY MOMO!
Momo: Guhh, Rin-senpai!
Rin: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM. WHY THE HELL IS IT SO DIRTY?
Momo: Ahhhh…before that, please hear me out…
Rin: AHHHHH!!!!!
Momo: *crying* Ahhh Pyunsuke is heading towards Rin-senpai! Please grab it, Rin-senpai!
Rin: What? *Pyunsuke flies into Rin* GAHH OUCH! What the????? The stag beetle—!!!
Momo: Rin-senpai, that’s amazing! You’re definitely important to these stag beetles~ There are so many! Yahooooo!
Rin: Don’t pull my chest! I’m getting bitten by these stag beetles!
Momo: Rin-senpai, I’m going to keep all of these!
Rin: I don’t care! This hurts! Oww!
Momo: Rin-senpai, give me at least 10!
Rin: Stop this right now!

~~~

*opens door*
Rin: That was such a pain.
Sousuke: Welcome back!
Rin: Yeah, I’m back…Man, all that running really got me thirsty.
Sousuke: Then drink this. ‘Savor the feelings of stag beetles, a thick and fine sugar honey drink’ By the Second King of Sweets
Rin: Uhhh……
Sousuke: What’s wrong?
Rin: You too?? ‘Savor the feelings of stag beetles, a thick and fine sugar honey drink’ By the Second King of Sweets” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? This is not a drink that humans should be drinking! Why don’t YOU try drinking this?
Sousuke: Not gonna happen. You were the one who chose it after all…’Give me whatever is on the top right.’
Rin: Why didn’t you think about it a bit more? Isn’t it weird?
Sousuke: Rin *pats* try to remember when we also used to catch stag beetles.
Rin: I’m going to punch you!
Sousuke: Now that’s not fair.

~~~

Nitori: Rin-senpai!
Momo: Yamazaki-senpai!
Nitori & Momo: Good morning!
Nitori: Rin-senpai, what’s wrong? You don’t look so good…
Rin: It’s just some heartburn, don’t worry about it…
Sousuke: In either case, you did pretty well…
Rin: YOU should try drinking this next time and ‘taste the feelings of stag beetles.’
Sousuke: Well, I think I’ll pass…

THIS IS SO CUTE DOTING BOYFRIEND SOUSUKE IS SO ADORABLE AND MOMO AND NITORI AND AHHH! also, the audio cuts off at the end, so if anyone has the full version of this track, please let me know!

七瀬 遙(CV.島﨑信長), 橘 真琴(CV.鈴木達央), 松岡 凛(CV.宮野真守), 葉月 渚(CV.代永 翼), 竜ヶ崎 怜(CV.平川大輔), - 11.Freeな寝起きどっきり。 part 5
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Track 11: Free Wake Up Ambush, part 5

Nagisa: Haru-chan’s fell asleep… Must have been because he got up early to make us all breakfast.
Rei: He’s fast asleep, isn’t he.
Makoto: You’re right…
Nagisa: Geez, Mako-chan you’re way too tired!
Makoto: I’ve had enough mackerel to last me a while…
Rei: Speaking of, Haruka-senpai’s breathing…
Makoto: Ah, it’s way too quiet…
Rei: This breathing pattern is… Sleep apnea.
Nagisa: No breathing!? This is bad! Haru-chan’s going to die! Mako-chan! You have to do CPR!
Rei: W-Wait a second!
Nagisa: Mako-chan, hurry!
Makoto: Ahhh! What do you do in these situations again? Um, ensure the wind pipe is clear? But Haru likes water, so maybe water would be better!?
Nagisa: You can’t give him water! You have to give Haru-chan air! Like what you learng in physical education class! 
Makoto: Ahhh, I got it!
[ sound of heart beating ]
Haruka: …???
Nagisa: Haru-chan!
Rei: Haruka-senpai!
Makoto: Haru!
Haruka: What are you doing…?
Nagisa: Rei-chan thought Haru-chan was about to die!
Rei: Hey, I never said that!
Makoto: Thank God… Haru…!
Nagisa: Haru-chan! Thank God you’re alive!
Makoto: We were so worried about you…!
Haruka: I dreamt that I caught the mackerel of illusions.
Nagisa: Ehehe~ As expected of Haru-chan!
Haruka: I don’t know what’s going on, but… Sorry for making you worry. In apology, I’ll make mackerel pudding.
Nagisa, Rei & Makoto: Ugh..!
Nagisa: If you’re going to make pudding, strawberry would be best!
Haruka: Then mackerel cream puffs.
Rei: Using mackerel to make cream is not beautiful…
Haruka: Then mackerel macarons.
Makoto: Geez~ Let’s get away from mackerel!

Rin: Ugh, sheesh, that guy, Makoto… At least let me know what happened after! …What the hell am I worried about? Something like Haru turning into a mackerel is impossible… Or rather, can a human really turn into a mackerel? If it’s Haru it might be possible… Wait, what am I saying!?
Nitori: Ah, Rin-senpai, what are you troubled by?
Rin: Leave me alone. Should I make a call? No, it would be weird if I called! To begin with, what the hell is with turning into a mackerel!?

(note: translations are done from japanese -> chinese -> english, so there may be small differences)

七瀬 遙(CV.島﨑信長), 橘 真琴(CV.鈴木達央), 松岡 凛(CV.宮野真守), 葉月 渚(CV.代永 翼), 竜ヶ崎 怜(CV.平川大輔), - 9.Freeな寝起きどっきり。 part 4
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Track 9: Free Wake Up Ambush, part 4

Rin: Hah? Haru became a mackerel?
Nagisa: Yeah! What should we do, Rin-chan?
Rin: Are you pulling me leg?
Rei: Rin-san, it’s true! Don’t you want to help Haruka-senpai?!
Makoto: Rin, please!
Rin: Ohh… Sheesh… Here! If it was a mermaid princess, wouldn’t a prince’s kiss turn her into human?
Nagisa: Rin-chan, Haru-chan didn’t turn into a mermaid, he turned into a mackerel!
Rin: Shut up! I don’t know! I’m cutting the call! See you!
Nagisa: A prince’s kiss… Mako-chan.
Rei: Makoto-senpai.
Makoto: Eh!? Me?!
Rei: You can do it, Makoto-senpai!
Nagisa: At this rate, Haru-chan might die! There’s no water on the bed!
Makoto: Ah… I-I got it. This is for Haru’s sake!
[ sound of heart beating ]
[ door opens ]
Haruka: What are you doing?
Makoto: Eh!?
Nagisa: Uweh?! Haru-chan?
Rei: Haruka-senpai!
Makoto: Haru! Didn’t you turn into mackerel…?
Haruka: What are you talking about? I was making breakfast in the kitchen this entire time.
Makoto: Then, this mackerel is…?
Haruka: That’s a mackerel toy Coach Sasabe gave me. It’s quite well done, right? It has a clock too, so you can use it as an alarm clock.
Rei: A-Alarm clock…
Haruka: Once it goes off, it’ll jump out from the blankets. It wakes in an instant.
Nagisa: And here we thought Haru-chan loved mackerel so much he became a mackerel too…
Haruka: That can’t be possible. Hurry and go eat breakfast.
Nagisa, Rei & Makoto: Ehhh…

(note: translations are done from japanese -> chinese -> english, so there may be small differences)